17. Since he’s the oldest, Tommy sees himself as the “boss of you.” He’s totally into himself and spends more time looking in the mirror than at the world. Not out of vanity, but out of a desire to impress the ladies. His confidence only masks his insecurity. The only other thing he cares as much about is his car (A perpetual drive-way project). He is an attention seeker. Most likely his final words on this planet will be “Hey everyone, watch this!” Tommy is emotional. He’ll be the first to cry, or scream, or run. He knows a good thing when he sees it. Tommy is a kid at heart, and usually acts like one too. He is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but despite all of his shortcomings, Tommy is always there for his brothers and willing to go out of his way to help in a crisis. As long as it doesn’t involve spiders.